im not REALLY blonde! ive done almost all of these though!! oh!!

hey guys! this is really funny- i hope you like it!

> eighteen or more is not gooddd.
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> [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
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> [x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
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> [x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
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> [x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
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> [x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. um, all the time
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> total=4
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> [x] You have ran into a tree. again, i tripped
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> [x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
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> [x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
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> [x]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
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> [x] You just tried to sing them.
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> [x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. haha.all the time.
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> [x] You have choked on your own spit.
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> []You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
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> [x] You didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice
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> [x] You just looked at it.
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> [x]Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. its ALMOST brown
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> [x]People have called you slow.
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> total so far=14
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> [x]
> You have accidentally caught something on fire
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> [x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
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> [x]You have caught yourself drooling.
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> [x] You've fallen asleep in class
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> [x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
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> [x] You just laughed.
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> total so far=19
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> [x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
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> [x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
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> [x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
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> []You are often told to use your "inside voice".
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> [x]You use your fingers to do simple math.
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> total so far=21
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> [x]You have eaten a bug. it flew into my mouth
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> [x]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
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> [x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
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> [x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
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> total so far=24
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> [x] You break a lot of things. i trip, they fall, they shatter
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> [x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
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> [x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
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> [x] You have fallen out of your chair before. i was laughing so hard
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> [x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
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> total so far=28